breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via jessetheblogger)

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

Hilarious.

(via leahdoreroosevelt)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via youvegota-friendinme)

sweethoneytothesoul:

In your waiting place, cling to the hope that never once has our God left our story unfinished and unredeemed. It may not look how we expected but, as with Ruth and Naomi, our story is His story—it was then and it will be in years to come. We are only to wait, to trust, to obey.

(via breakmebabe)

s-sparx:

This artwork reminds me a little bit of Rob Riden’s quotes, but I’m not sure on the creator so I can’t be certain.

(via breakmebabe)

neuroticdream:

That feeling 😓💘 on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/135582341

(via themilsoadviceblog)

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

I love them all from the bottom of my heart

(Source: misterjakes, via leahdoreroosevelt)

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

(via leahdoreroosevelt)

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

(via leahdoreroosevelt)

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

(via leahdoreroosevelt)